THOT Queen

I only post when I am uncontrollably and unstoppably horny

Finally, a cat with some decency

me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

roll for wedding vows

It’s a Nat 1…

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

IT’S GETTING CLOSE TO THE END

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

me as a father

she’s been dead for 10 years