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LMAOOO, why does every drama i start either have a potential gay ship or turn out to be queer-coded.

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

Best part is if someone deletes their account, the kudos remains, and it just gets swapped over to a guest kudos instead. The body is gone but the love remains.

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

“cataloguing skills” on a resume and it’s just my ability to use the filtered search on ao3

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

Please help my brother, he suffers a lot💔💔

agamemnon is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet entirely on accident i'm just gigging thinking about him. he's called the Lord Of Men and is in charge of a whole ass 1000 ship fleet, the trojans consider him respectable and intimidating but everyone on his side who actually interacts with him on a daily basis is constantly roasting him or telling him to lock in because! he is a disaster! he managed to get himself and his siblings out of an Actual Hell Situation and ostensibly did enough to earn his titles so seemingly he has the ability to make shit shake but when he gets to the war he is known for he trips and falls on his ass. He tried to break the cycle of his family curse and then became the premiere example of it. He has no filter whatsoever. he freaks out at everything. he's somehow both hubris mcgee but folds like a piece of tissue paper. he has like, 2 friends, and one of them is his little brother. he probably needs blood pressure medication. i need to trap him in a maze and observe him