cool

"Why is homestuck a celebrity?" God bless you Dan Howell

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

this movie was actally great

Oh, so John Winchester did the best he could? I think Jean Valjean, another paranoid trauma survivor raising a child whose mother is dead would beg to differ.

you realize now we need a fic where jean valjean swoops in and raises dean and sam to be french roman catholic singing hunters

DON’T SHOVE A CHRISTMAS TREE UP YOUR ASS

IM GONNA SHOVE A CHRISTMAS TREE UP MY ASS

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!