My story is one of many thousands.

sneaking in again after another 2 years of ignoring this blog. hi guys does anyone want to play dolls with me

hi we're still here i fear

sometimes i get hit with so much fondness for ezio n then i remember that so many of his fans r gamer bros who hate women n queer ppl n i have to wonder if they know that ezio would hate their asses so much

one of the best things assassin’s creed does is never sacrifice stunning looks for practicality. yes the robes are pure white and will become impossibly blood-stained. yes they have easily-seen accessory capes in bright blue and scarlet. yes sometimes their tits are out and unprotected. yes sometimes the secret order’s insignia is embroidered right onto their clothes. it’s called fashion

Assassins Creed Rogue is one of those pieces of media that is objectively fine but subjectively you couldn't pry it from my cold dead fingers. Yes it's a monument to squandered potential, and, if given the appropriate budget and development time, could have been a masterpiece and a highlight of the series, critically and otherwise. But Ubisoft are little cunts. But also I will fight you off with a stick.

At the end of the day I think Assassin’s Creed is about people. It’s about the quirks of people, the questions we ask ourselves, the choices we make. Stories about great people that could never be told, heroes no one will ever learn about, sacrifices no one will ever know to be thankful for. Men and women, killing and dying, making mistakes, falling in love, for thousands and thousands of years. It’s a story about peeling back the glamor of legend and infamy and seeing the names in the history books for what they are: people, for better or for worse.

the more years go by, the more depressing this post gets