or what, you’ll eat my liver?

vanessa is sooooo terf coded

love love love when people comment on my fic from like ten years ago when i’d written in the notes that i was nervous about posting smut and they’re like “you don’t need to be nervous!!!” darling i love you but the things ive written since then would make a porn star blush

SO fuckinf ill. worked from home for 4 days and cancelled my side job tomorrow. what is the point of being at home if no robron tn. why must i suffer more.

good morning friends in my phone i left for work at 7am and then spent 2 and a half hours in standstill traffic. i drove 3 miles in those 2 and a half hours just to get to the next junction of the dual carriageway so i could turn round and come home. i may die

good morning merry christmas the cat decided he wanted a cuddle then got the zoomies mid cuddle and bit me to get out of said cuddle and proceeded to run laps of the house for thirty minutes

i actually think it’s quite nice how easily they slipped back into being in love bc it shows that it never ever went away

ladies gays and theys! i am so behind with emmerdale because i spent one single evening on my deathbed (thank u to the allergic reaction caused by the medication that could would should greatly improve my life <3) and i have no clue whats going on over here

i thought it was going to be more harrowing than that tbh but kind of glad it wasn’t. kev is INSANE and THE TWIST AT THE END WHAT THE FUCK?????