it's me

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

i fought off the kms molecules through posting ❤️

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

Howl Pendragon

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again