I Want Some Milgan Cügeez

It’s the disco stick

why be hard on yourself when u can be hard inside me instead?

yeah okay ill reblog that

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

while my guitar cries so hard it throws up

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

This is a really shitty thing for someone to do. It’s insane to believe that this woman who has literally built and supported business across multiple industry is somehow less capable of becoming a lawyer than literally anyone else who ISN’T a lawyer… not to say that anyone who is a practicing attorney is has the ability to gauge the capability of someone they don’t know, personally. Anyone who isn’t supporting this, is a piece of shit.

This has aged well

Am I back after more than three years of not posting to note that Kim Kardashian failed the CA bar today, November 8, 2025? Yes I’m that petty 🍷 how are y’all???

can't stand the term "assless chaps" because assless is the default state of chaps. it's basically the #1 defining feature of chaps, to be assless. if they were assed they'd just be pants.