Allons-y

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

Do true soft boys exist?

slugs. next question

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

friends, followers, strangers… let’s all take a nap

i’m in philosophy class…

your philosophy teach is going to nap too

is there a napping radius to this post

yes, the distance around the entire world in every direction

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

Callout posts for fictional characters are the peak of unintentional comedy