a lost boy king

he really said yearning gay bottom eyes on national television

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

Bro if we shotgun this thing we can share the wish

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.