not a lot going on at the moment

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I cannot believe not coughing on people became a political statement

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.