None of this is real, but I will choose to feel

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

I'm an anxious little fuck. I get scared

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

I use Libby all the time. Highly recommend it as a way to support your local library.

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

HE STRAIGHT UP TRIED TO SACRIFICE THE GREMLIN CHILD TO THE PIT

My body just does not believe in winter afternoons. I'll be waking up at 9 am, do the work I planned to do today, take my daily walk, have dinner, and immediately after my brain just goes "work done! walkies done! food done! sun has set! time for eepy! :)" like no get your ass back here it's 4:30 pm.