convo on the millennium falcon approx 2 minutes post tlj
Poe: so rey! you and Luke came straight from ahch-to to crait to save us from kylo ren? thanks for that you both are the real mvps!!! Now let’s figure out how we are going to take down supreme leader snoke and the first order with like 10 people
Rey: I made another stop on the way to crait
Rose (still passed out in bed): …
Finn: wait how tf did we miss you
Poe: why on earth did you go there???
Finn: and why didn’t you at least say HI
Rey: I was trying to turn Kylo Ren to the light side
Rose, stirring: uhhhhh kay.
Finn: t h a t ‘ s n o t h o w t h e f o r c e w o r k s
Rey: it was pretty intimate tbh
Rey: he took his shirt off
Billie Lourd: how were his abs
Poe: I … also need this information
Leia: that sure sounds like my idiot son
Leia: …maybe he isn’t completely lost
Rey: anyways when I went to see him, Kylo turned on snoke and murdered him and then we killed snoke’s guards together and it was super, super hot
Leia: wait wtf the supreme leader is dead???
Leia: like potentially our entire strategy
Finn: so who’s in charge of the first order now?
Rey: kylo wanted to tear everything down and start fresh and kinda offered me the galaxy and then freaked out when I didn’t go for it
Rey: I mean at least buy me dinner first??? amirite?????
Rey: and so yeah near as I can tell he said fuck it and crowned himself supreme leader after I took off in snoke’s escape craft
Leia: why am i not surprised
Rey: so uh yeah I think those are all my big updates. what a day right?
Poe: can you still talk to kylo ren through the force or whatever
Rey: he was here just a minute ago actually
Leia: …. so while you were gone most of the resistance straight perished since we got tracked through lightspeed
Leia: we just barely managed to shake them thanks to luke’s stunt
Leia: are you telling us that the new supreme leader will be able to track us down immediately thanks to you
Rey: we can’t see each other’s surroundings
Rey: oh shit speak of the devil
Rey: ben your mom says hi
Kylo Ben: I HAVE NO MOTHER SNARL SNORT
Rey: Leia, he says he’s very sorry for everything he’s done and as atonement he promises to dismantle the first order from the inside
Kylo Ben: (tears off cape in fury and then puts it on again)
Leia: I need like 8 drinks
Rey: also Finn, Kylo says he’s sorry for almost killing you. And he’s sorry for force-torturing you, Poe.
Kyle Ben: NO r e y you’re - you’re lying! Tell them I will destroy YOU and THEM and all oF IT!!!!!!!
Rey: also Leia he says you look beautiful with your hair like that
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