The inevitable plummet into the Abyss

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

we fucked up

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!

i love that this web serial that so so so many people i know were impacted by to a similar degree to fucking Homestuck is apparently published on the most generic wordpress site known to man

Just over 5 hours till I get to see tnc and bug hunter live and i’m practically vibrating aahhhhhh

yeah reading the wandering inn is fun until you're three volumes in and kind of in love with an ANT

Hey babe? Yeah, I get that your oath means a lot to you, but- No, I’m not mad, I just want to make sure we are on the same page. The armour is fine, that’s not what bothered me. Yeah the clanking was a bit off putting, but I got past it. I don’t care about your squire being in the room, I felt amazing, just- Look, babe, saying the kings name was a bit much. I know you are loyal to him, but I’m your wife. Yes, you are a good knight, but I’d appreciate you keeping His Majesty out of our chambers

Darling, we really need to discuss bringing new kinks into the bedroom ahead of time. Springing it on me is a lot. Yeah, I am talking about the trebuchet

Honey, can we talk? Thank you for agreeing to see a counsellor with me. I think it’ll be good for our relationship, I’m just a bit concerned. I’m not sure the court jester was the right choice. No, the bells keep throwing me off. His shoes are great, but it’s so hard to focus. I want to prioritise our relationship. Please don’t say knock knock, love, this is exactly what I am talking about