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I mean if you wanna go really deep with it, we technically aren't even just seeing Varric's retelling of the events of da2, we're seeing Cassandra's interpretation of Varric's retelling of events.

Dragon Age 2 is a story told by a sensationalist author with great incentive to lie that was then filtered through the brain of a strict Andrastian templar sympathizer. Canon is basically whatever you want it to be at this point.

Cassandra heard "blood mage" and made assumptions about how the other companions interacted with Merrill based off of her own biases. Varric said that Fenris & Anders would fight sometimes and Cassandra interpreted that to mean they were constantly at each other's throats. Why are Anders' actions always interpreted in the worst possible light? Because Cassandra already has a set negative opinion of him. This is also why Aveline is portrayed as consistently good and correct despite being the most cop to ever cop. You can literally fix everything with this one.

Plot holes exist because Cassandra was so distracted by Varric's scandalously low cut shirt that she kept missing important information as it was explained to her.

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

@punpunichu

Take your reblog and Get OUT

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

Why do they even have that lever?

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

This is the science I’m here for