Space Dementia

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

its difficult having a favorite character who you have absolutely no attraction to but a lot of other people do. i love him. not like that. i dont even like him i hate him actually. hes just really important to me. Not like that. he lives in my brain. No not like that. hes just there and i think about him a lot. hes disgusting and i hate him. hes very fascinating to me. i understand him. hes not sexy at all though. a lot of people say that and i disagree but to each their own. hes my favorite and i want to kill him

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

I'm also really glad Jacksepticeye got to be in Iron Lung for 3 seconds so he could say two words and then be microwaved with one fucktillion units of radiation and never be seen again.

Don't forget puking his guts out before being dragged out of bed for some fuck ass data.