Who I Used to Be

Tall!MC who’s still shorter than Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Diavolo

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Lucifer

Lucifer would find your excitement endearing.

For him, height difference isn’t really a big deal, but he’d humor you once in a while.

If it affected you much, Lucifer would take to teasing you sometimes. Not as often as some of his other brothers would *cough Satan cough*, but certainly enough to fluster you~

Lucifer wouldn’t really get why stuff like being the little spoon and being able to cling to his arm was that big of a deal?

But Lucifer would still just,,, kind of stand there and smile a bit, his eyes softening at just how you could get so happy at such a minor thing.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub’s used to being the taller one in the relationship. Really, for Beelzebub to be the shorter one— you’d have to be really, really tall.

At first, Beelzebub would take your enthusiasm towards things like being the smaller spoon and him giving you piggy back rides as just how you were in relationships.

But when you’d told him that it was just because wow, you were so excited to actually be the smaller s/o in the relationship, Beel would spoil you a lot more often.

Most things that are everyday to couples with a height difference would be so much fun for you and Beel.

He’d indulge in you and give you hugs more often (just for the feeling of being smaller and being able to have someone else’s body wrap around you completely and comfortingly— it’d make you melt a bit).

Diavolo

Diavolo would be a bit oblivious to how tall you were at first, actually.

Like, he knew that you were tall, but? The prince himself was much taller, and he’d seen taller demons before as well...

Diavolo’s a very touchy lover (he just wants to show you all the affection he can! He’s very proud of his s/o, after all), so he’d end up unintentionally making you feel even smaller with how much you were next to him and around him,,, (not that you really minded at all, of course).

When Diavolo learned that you actually really enjoyed being the smaller person in the relationship? Well. Remember how he was really touchy and stuff before you’d told him? He’d get even worse.

Nix Hydra are not your friends. They are a company and their primary goal is to ensure that they make a profit.

Remember this. Drill it into your head. They are not any different from any other company because they participate in cool funny memes and are a ‘female lead’ company as they like to point out. The fact that they try to be relatable with memes and pop culture references is absolutely a marketing tactic, too. When I say that I don’t mean they’re mustache-twirling villains whose every move is inherently evil – only that them being cool and relatable is absolutely used to attract more players to their games.

Apart from the obvious suspicious timing of their supposed ‘Portia’s route isn’t breaking even’ (which I don’t believe without seeing a breakdown of their expenses, which we know we’re not going to get!), Jaye is correct in saying that it’s very suspicious and likely convenient that most people are at home, bored and self-isolating at the moment.

Are Nix Hydra literally holding a gun to your head and forcing you to spend money on the game? No, of course not. But they don’t have to. Y’all will spend money on coins and keys regardless, because their model is set up as a pay to play. No matter how many times y’all insist that it’s not because you can get 30 coins a day from farming and the keys regenerate, the fact the options are there mean people will spend money so they don’t have to wait.

It’s the same type of model every other mobile game with micro-transactions has, and the fact that some of y’all think it’s somehow different because Nix Hydra devs post memes on Twitter is frankly concerning.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

I love to play all shall we date otome sim dating games but obey me! is one of my favourite so far. I got addicted playing it.

More of an Arcana style guide to go with my colouring guide.

Cousland should know most of the nobles in the game, if not well, then at least more than vague familiarity. Cailan almost certainly knows the youngest Cousland personally. So does Anora. They probably all ended up in Denerim together at many points growing up.

You think the Guerrins and the Couslands were at least politically familiar? Eamon is a nosy bitch! Of COURSE he tried to ingratiate himself with the Couslands. He probably saw Cousland!Warden growing up. Hell, he probably invited the Cousland family to his and Isolde's wedding. Cousland should have a lot more flavor in the Redcliffe quest. Teagan has probably met Cousland before. Isolde DEFINITELY has. It'd be so fun if there was dialogue about this.

"Who is this man Teagan?"

"Ah... you remember Bryce Cousland's youngest, dont you?"

"Oh, you. I thought you were dead."

In endgame, when youre charming the nobles, you should totally have the advantage of a lot of them already knowing you. Hell, youre the new heir to the terynir of highever, as long as we all agree howe's claim was bullshit. That should give you significant sway in the Landsmeet. A lot of those people are technically your vassals.

Speaking of Howe, it's hilarious that theres no dialogue about Nathaniel and Cousland knowing each other in Awakening. Their fathers were best friends. You think they just avoided each other their whole lives through happenstance? Unlikely. Cousland and Nathaniel probably saw each other several times a year as kids. Which honestly makes their whole situation that much better.