we relish the soups of the present.... we remember fondly the soups of the past.... *raises spoon* we gaze eagerly towards the soups of the future...!

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

its punk to undergo my wicked experiments which will transform you into a gargoyle

it’s punk to ensure that water is kept as far away from the delicate grout as possible, thus ensuring the integrity of the architecture

star wars heritage post

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up