Halloween Slut

Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able to shoot liquids through my teeth for defensive purposes 

I just choked on my coffee

If you had a tooth gap you could weaponize such an occurance

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

As a Tumblr Elder I am legally allowed to shit on the floor

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

cryptid

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

I have 13 cats and none of them would do this

Now THIS is good commentary.