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Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

oh myngid. ooh my god. oh. ,y god

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I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store