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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

In order to McFreakin’ obtain, something of equal value must be McFreakin’ lost.

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

It’s so American.

The artistry.

award winning

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit