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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.
you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.
like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.
wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?
batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing
the league:
batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*
the league:
batman:
batman: *coughs awkwardly*
superman: *sighs*
batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-
superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.
the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?
wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.
superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.
batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me
green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?
'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.
they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.
wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?
batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.
wonder woman:
green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?
superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.
the league:
batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...
the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?
'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.
the league, concerned:
superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-
batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!
superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.
bonus
the league, squinting at batman:
the league: ...
superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*
the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*
duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?
"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."
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I was listening to this song in my car this morning and had a fucking brain blast and had to make this as soon as I got home from work.

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watching ER for the first time and SPOILERS! You've been warned lol Updates on my thoughts post Bloody Valentine. I took like a week from watching ER, the trauma, ya know But team, is Dr Carter about to become Dr House. Like he's in a lot of pain rn, I think he's about to start popping pills. Is he Dr House/Dr Langdon???? Also Lucy's death has me desperate to write some sort of fix-it fic where she somehow time travels or like universe travels to the pitt, gets fixed up and lives to become a dr. maybe carter goes too and then everyone can see Robby's younger twin and shit. idk. i need content of lucy alive and carter not looking so sad. Like don't get me wrong I looooove Carter's sad eyes and shit, I am just a girl, but still I want one of children alive and happy.
Wait is he fine now? Was there a time skip I didn’t know? No drugstory line? Just one therapy session? Damn I wish my therapy worked that fast
watching ER for the first time and SPOILERS! You've been warned lol Updates on my thoughts post Bloody Valentine. I took like a week from watching ER, the trauma, ya know But team, is Dr Carter about to become Dr House. Like he's in a lot of pain rn, I think he's about to start popping pills. Is he Dr House/Dr Langdon???? Also Lucy's death has me desperate to write some sort of fix-it fic where she somehow time travels or like universe travels to the pitt, gets fixed up and lives to become a dr. maybe carter goes too and then everyone can see Robby's younger twin and shit. idk. i need content of lucy alive and carter not looking so sad. Like don't get me wrong I looooove Carter's sad eyes and shit, I am just a girl, but still I want one of children alive and happy.
Hey team, Majors Spoilers for season 6 of ER below and honestly i dont even know if this has like a fandom here on Tumblr but I need to speak on this SPOILERS AHEAD ( i dont know how many spaces I need, hopefully this is enough) SPOILERS What the hell was Season 6 Episode 13! First I'm sobbing because of the little boy crying over his mom, the old lady dies, and LUCY! MY GIRL HAS BEEN STABBED!!!! THEN MY BOY CARTER HAS BEEN STABBED ALL WHILE EVERYONE IS PARTYING OUTSIDE!!!!!!! WHAT???? ONE HEARTBREAK AFTER ANOTHER! THEY BETTER NOT BE DEAD! WHAT???? I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUNG NOAH WYLE WHY IS ER BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!! FIRST IT SUCKS ME IN NOW ITS RIPPING OUT MY HEART!!! ARE THEY DEAD???? needless to say i am very afraid of the next episode, perhaps i will update later when i am emotionally ready to see my children Lucy and Carter die. They better not tho, like please.
Starting the next episode..... i will update if i am scarred for life
My running thoughts of this episode Kerry, babe, you're an icon but I need you to find Carter and Lucy, they are dying GO IN THE CURTAINS Nooooooo page them, page mark and lizzie and benton Oh god is Carter either dead or paralyzed, i hate this I hate this PETER RUN oh god i swear if Abby is about to get stabbed too or idk what the hell is happening Lucy doesnt look good Carters awake oh god Lizzie needs to hurry, Peter cant save them both I hate this game Okay.... they are both up in the OR. also like why the hell did psych take so long to get down there. Like damn man Me too Kerry Me too Benton's and Carter's reationship is so ahhhh I swear everyone was talking about Lucy and Carters relationship and how cute they were and how they were carters best couple but like they only got one kiss, i swear this better not be the end ROCKET ROMANO DO SOMETHING GOOD SAVE LUCY LIKE YOU SAVED YOUR DOG!!!!!!!! you like her come on ummm because they didnt know he was dangerous! like not all schizophrenic people are dangerous and they were waiting for a consult also they are a medical student and a resident! guys!! GUYS!!!!!!! why are they showing it so quiet in the ORs guys, I really hate this. Kerry is lowkey a mom to carter and just like the distant overbearing mom of the ER and i totally get why shes freaked. No why is Lizzie sitting in the hall okay shes alive still so's carter i guess LUCYS WAKING UP OKAY OKAY No no no NO PE! Lizzie I need you to save my girl NO NO NO NO she's not waking up is she she didnt even get to become a dr Carters awake so i guess he's alive for now Well... I hope someone gets entertainment from this because I did not. I am so upset and I hate this. How did I not know this was going to happen, like I wish I had this spoiled. Anyways Im gonna go cry and maybe when I force my friends to watch this show I'll take enjoyment from their pain and they can read this to feel mine..... Guys, do more people die in this show? Like we only had Gant before and he wasn't really a main character, do more main characters die? Do i need to be prepared?
Hey team, Majors Spoilers for season 6 of ER below and honestly i dont even know if this has like a fandom here on Tumblr but I need to speak on this SPOILERS AHEAD ( i dont know how many spaces I need, hopefully this is enough) SPOILERS What the hell was Season 6 Episode 13! First I'm sobbing because of the little boy crying over his mom, the old lady dies, and LUCY! MY GIRL HAS BEEN STABBED!!!! THEN MY BOY CARTER HAS BEEN STABBED ALL WHILE EVERYONE IS PARTYING OUTSIDE!!!!!!! WHAT???? ONE HEARTBREAK AFTER ANOTHER! THEY BETTER NOT BE DEAD! WHAT???? I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUNG NOAH WYLE WHY IS ER BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!! FIRST IT SUCKS ME IN NOW ITS RIPPING OUT MY HEART!!! ARE THEY DEAD???? needless to say i am very afraid of the next episode, perhaps i will update later when i am emotionally ready to see my children Lucy and Carter die. They better not tho, like please.
Starting the next episode..... i will update if i am scarred for life
Hey team, Majors Spoilers for season 6 of ER below and honestly i dont even know if this has like a fandom here on Tumblr but I need to speak on this SPOILERS AHEAD ( i dont know how many spaces I need, hopefully this is enough) SPOILERS What the hell was Season 6 Episode 13! First I'm sobbing because of the little boy crying over his mom, the old lady dies, and LUCY! MY GIRL HAS BEEN STABBED!!!! THEN MY BOY CARTER HAS BEEN STABBED ALL WHILE EVERYONE IS PARTYING OUTSIDE!!!!!!! WHAT???? ONE HEARTBREAK AFTER ANOTHER! THEY BETTER NOT BE DEAD! WHAT???? I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUNG NOAH WYLE WHY IS ER BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!! FIRST IT SUCKS ME IN NOW ITS RIPPING OUT MY HEART!!! ARE THEY DEAD???? needless to say i am very afraid of the next episode, perhaps i will update later when i am emotionally ready to see my children Lucy and Carter die. They better not tho, like please.

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I am compiling a list of The One Movie that people think everyone should see at least once in their lives. want to contribute what your pick would be?
Okay, Critters. There's a lot to absorb from last night's premier of Campaign 4, but one thing I know is on everyone's mind is this lying liar who lies:
Rocking up to the funeral, we meet Wicander Halovar, supposedly a third level Cleric of his family's brand spanking new religion, The Candescent Creed. He's earnest. He's nervous. He's 5'11. He's already been boxed into a chair by Orc DILF Hal. He has a Wisdom of 10.
Wait.
That's right, our naive little Cleric apparently has a 10 Wisdom and an 18 Charisma.
As a Cleric.
The people, they doubt.
I know a lot of people are thinking Warlock, because of the Charisma. Plus the fact that Tyranny, his personal pet demon aspirant, is a Warlock.
But might I suggest a different path?
We know Wick cast Thaumaturgy (to amplify his voice and get Tyranny's attention). We also know that this Campaign is playing by 2024 rules.
Thaumaturgy was a Cleric spell, yes. But if you look it up on dndbeyond (dndbeyooooond!) now, it shows it as a Cleric spell in Legacy rules only. Now, it's a spell used by a brand new class: Illrigger.
What's an Illrigger? I'm so happy you asked.
Well, that's interesting. And definitely makes the whole demon-aspirant angle make a bit more sense, now doesn't it?
Even more interesting, is what scores our friends the Illriggers should take:
Wicander: Charisma, 18. Constitution and Dexterity, 15. So, how about that Architect of Ruin subclass?
For a young man who's never seen a dead body before? Yeah, I can see it.
Now, of course, new Campaign, who dis, they might choose someone other than Asmodeus. But assuming they loosely base it on him, there are a few interesting tidbits to keep in mind.
Like Lucifer, Asmodeus was once a Celestial who fell and became the ruler of the hells. (Lucifer, notably, was known as The Light Bringer). Another interesting fact?
Oh hey, look! It's our girl!
(Oh, something else that I found interesting but could also be nothing: Tyranny specifically mentions her forked tongue in her intro, and Illriggers have a special ability called Forked Tongue. Maybe a little [forked] tongue-in-cheek callout?)
Asmodeus also specializes in political intrigue (which House Halovar seems to be getting deeper and deeper into) and wants nothing more than those delicious, delicious souls (every soul who passes joins the light!) And his arch-nemesis in Exandria was the Changebringer which, let's be real, Sam would.
This concludes my TedTalk on why I believe that Sam Riegel, lying liar and little shit, is playing an Illrigger in Campaign 4, based almost entirely on his decision to cast Thaumaturgy and his WIS 10 CHA 18 scores.
Is it Thursday yet?
Wow! I love clerics! For those who don't know cleric's are well known for their incredibly low wisdom which is definitely not what they cast spells with! Also can't believe Sam is playing a Giant! 5'11''!!!
I'm absolutely obsessed with this character, so excited to see what strange cult this CLERIC is apart of!
Playing Date Everything right now and the fact that Cat Noir's voice actor is in this as the fucking Cat Time Clock boy is so funny to me. Man cannot escape the cat boys
anyways great game so far, I love it and find it hilarious so far. I feel like it has the vibe of a game that could randomly turn dark, but I am not sure yet.
So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".
Funny and accurate. @clownsgobeepbeep @post-itpenny

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I really like this russian edition of classic books. Letting famous artists do the covers in YA style was such a simple but clever decision. According to the recent study the number of teenage readers increased, possibly thanks to these covers. I own traditional classics with blank covers but if I ever see one of these in the wild, it’ll probably make me go feral.
Here are some of my favs:
Dracula (art by Renibet)
2.Jane Eyre (art by Ulunii)
3. Little women (art by чаки чаки)
4. The Idiot (the hedgehog-omg-) (art by Xinshi)
5. Pride and Prejudice (art by Cactusute)
6. War and Peace (art by Xinshi)
7. Wuthering Heights (art by Renibet)
8. The Great Gatsby (art by NIKEL)
9. Frankenstein (art by Iren Horrors)
10. Crime and Punishment (art by REDwood)
11. Anna Karenina (art by Ulunii)
12. The Cherry Orchard (art by lewisite)
13. The Master and Margarita (art by Renibet)
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