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Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

This is random but I read all of ascendance of a bookworm last month and it was literally the best, but I know nothing of light novels beyond that - is there anything even remotely as good? And don't you dare try recommending me some creepy shit like jobless reincarnation.

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

I'm going to make someone you met recently and enjoy talking to a lot ghost you the minute they find out you have a partner/aren't interested in having sex with them

If I don't see at least 15 Spanish Mikus when I get off work tomorrow on my dash, I'm drawing them myself

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.