My Name Is Tom

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

Vultures riding a thermal with their bros waiting for a large mammal to die probably one of the chiller experiences in the animal kingdom

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Anton chigurr voice What the most you've ever lost in a tickle fight?