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He in fact, did not have them.

Just Bob and his favourite pillow(s). John is annoyed cause he got woken up.

Jace: For the last year I've been watching movies in which there are space fights with lightning bolts and laser swords, participating in D&D campaigns and watching animes to understand the memes and tik toks you send me

Simon: I thought you suddenly had an attack of good taste

Simon: Shit I guess that means that we should k-

Jace: Stay single forever

Simon: STAY SINGLE FOREVER YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY HAHAHAhahahah... haaaaaaa...

Jace:

Simon:

Jace:

Simon:

Jace: Dude are you ok-

Alec: FUCK THIS

(That gets progressively fruitier)

Jace, buddy, when most people are talking about being up against a wall they mean—[I am dragged away by horses]

This is then followed up by Isabelle slipping in the mud and being caught by Meliorn, which is explicitly framed as a romantic interaction.

Hmmm, so you find him extraordinary? Interesting.

“Look up,” Jace said sharply. “Look at me.”

“I need to see—”

“You need to look up to keep your balance. Look at me.” Jace had stopped smirking. Simon looked at him.

“Now step again. Don’t look down. Your feet will find the branch. Arms out for balance. Don’t worry about down yet. Eyes on me.”

Somehow, this worked. Simon made it six steps out onto the branch and was amazed to find himself standing there, arms rigid and out like airplane wings, the wind blowing hard. Just out on a tree branch with Jace.

And people still wonder why Jimon is a ship- like hello, the chemistry? Why is Jace talking like that 😭 (ok I know he's just trying to tutor Simon but hear me out)