before seeing this my eyes were closed and now I have awakened and seen the blinding light of truth

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

if vampire bad why hot

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

She really just,., said that to him

bella is bland character WHERE??!! bella is a boring protagonist WHO??!!?!

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

I'm a twilight canon denier. Stephanie really gave us Emmett Cullen and expected me to believe that he wouldn't be Bff's with the wolf pack ? Get out of my face

alright but I wanna know how hard it was for Billy to keep the supernatural a secret from Charlie, how prepared was he for the hazards of raising a young werewolf really? the first time Jacob broke two chairs and part of the wall bc he accidentally shifted inside did he have to phsyically keep himself from calling Charlie up to complain? was Charlie calling him to lowkey complain about Edward and if so how many times did he almost slip up and say “bc he’s a fucking vampire” I demand answers

As soon as Charlie finds out the supernatural, billy gets his ass around to Charlie’s place, bringing a shit load of fish fry and and a twelvepack of beer and is like “son I have nearly two years of complaining to unpack, get ready”

God I love how Edward is constantly doing the verbal equivalent of sprinting and stumbling headfirst into a thorn bush every time he talks to Bella at first. And Bella’s like “This is the smoothest man alive.” And she means it