mind games

everything these days is “smart”. “smart water” this, “smart speaker” that. what about the dumbass demographic? i want foolwater. sillybag. dolthome

y’all still have brains? lmaooooo i took mine out years ago and replaced it with a small cardboard box filled with crystals and worms

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

I can’t wait for Florence + The Machine to release new music so I can use it to perform an exorcism on my whole body and soul and cleanse myself of all the negative energy that’s been holding me prisoner

I really went through 4 years of high school and never got assigned a fake baby to watch and take care of