around the world in 80 plays

This cat looks like it’s about to tell the best ghost story I’ve ever heard.

sahara desert (desert desert)

soviet union (union union)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

vishalmani

Humans spend the first 18 (or more) years of their lives getting caught up to speed about what the other humans have been doing for the past few thousand years

It is time

i can’t believe space jam is finally on vhs, after all these years of waiting

finally

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

I’ve made a terrible mistake

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

LOOK AT IT CRAWLING

that last one is my during school 

hi i’m auditioning for the role of the phantom. i’ll be singing chandelier by sia

I CAN’T STOP 

Those are not muffins….

No

Do not doubt my ability to perform a whole musical by myself in my bedroom