Okay so like no suitor design drop yet.. hehe.. but I've had this meme stuck in my head and so I present this to you..
Antinous: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put in hot water?
Amphinomus: Y-you were putting it in cold water??????
Eurymachus: Antinous. Answer the question, Antinous.
Antinous: Yeah?? I thought for like, five years that people put it in hot water to speed up the.. 'tea-ification process' didn't realise there was an actual reason
Melanthius: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???
Eurymachus: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To BOIL IT??
Melanthius: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the Stove??
Amphinomus: It takes less than a minute...
Melanthius: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN??
Eurymachus: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE??
Melanthius: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES???
Eurymachus: Just stick the MUG on TOP OF THE STOVE on MEDIUM HEAT ,and it boils in like TWO. MINUTES... less than that, and you use a saucepan..
Melanthius: You're putting the WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE??? on MEDIUM HEAT?? Your stove's enchanted..
Penelope: Every single person in this hall is a fucking lunatic..
Telemachus: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE???
I know it's not the most cannon Ancient Greek interaction ever, but I could NOT get it out my head..
It kind of reminds me of something the suitors @messymoonmad created would do lol
Anyway! DESIGN DROP SOON I PROMMISE.. MABY AAAAA
