LOVE ME LIKE I'M SICK

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

happy one week anniversary to whatever the fuck happened last thursday

hello girl I’m confessing my love to you

girl help I’m being dragged into super hell for being gay

Never forget that the only reason he doesn’t choose it is because he gets embarrassed

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018