rigby

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

we live a world where one man is a trillionaire while people are starving in gaza and sudan, 81 million people are below poverty line in india, kids are being forced to do manual labour in mines to survive and his own countrymen are dying because they cannot afford healthcare and then people will wonder why we think capitalism is the root of all evil

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual