Kids, This is the story of how I met your mother..

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

You deserve someone who actually gives a shit about you. Someone who doesn’t just see you as an extension of themself. Someone who would actually be afraid to lose you. Don’t let anyone else make you believe otherwise.

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

soon

If ur not obsessed w ur girl then wyd

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

If we can’t joke around & roast each other then we can’t date

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

Disney is making a Marvel Land for their parks. They need to have a place where you can try to lift Thor’s hammer to see if you’re worthy enough like the Sword in the Stone they have in Fantasy Land