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by the way if you’re a home cook and you’re looking for the easiest garlic peeling trick just do the slam. take your knife hold it broadside against the clove—this is true when you have it whole to seperate it and when you have a single one you want to peel—and smack it. It’s the fastest way to loosen garlic and it’s unlikely you’re gonna hit it hard enough to deliberately smash it: do it like a strong bop. The skin’ll come off easy bam peeled garlic

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

ten years of Moonlight AND The Handmaiden. like at least we have that.

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it