Honk Honk Academic

Ser Arlan’s massive penis symbolized the massive effect he would have on the narrative. That’s it, I’ve connected the dots. Masterful cinema.

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

shopping for older technology online is like looking at porn. its so frustrating when the listing photos don't include pictures of the device's ports. just show me the holes. i need to see the holes.

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

wow if only everyone warned you about AI hallucination.

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

instagram is now showing me ai videos of farm dogs ripping apart supernatural creatures

Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 👣 ⚡️

bushido has fallen

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads