Honk Honk Academic

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

why the fuck does it say reblogs are turned off for this post. i didnt do that

they’re trying to stop the music

hold on i need to google something

okay this is funny and also support HIJOS, which raises awareness for the forcible disappearance of people in guatemala and argentina!

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

i’ve realized recently that you can easily weaponize the almost universal human fear of being Wrong pretty harmlessly to your benefit by simply acting gently confused when someone is rude or shitty to you. getting insulted and cocking an eyebrow with a smile and going “oh, that’s really strange to say, are you feeling okay?” makes people feel pants shittingly embarrassed

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance