Hi!

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

i love how shatner can be totally normal about his and nimoy’s friendship and talk of brotherhood and shared experiences and then it’s like something possesses him in the last 5 seconds and he has to blurt something like “and we would’ve made beautiful children together” and then just lets you marinate on that for like 5 years until he decides to do it again

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking

Can someone explain what exactly is the train of thought in people who see a post like "hey if you set your huge fucking dog that runs up to strangers unprompted and also tackles people for fun loose in a public park on purpose, and you just watch that thing endanger everyone without doing anything to stop it, you are an asshole" and decide to dissect it like "hey what if it isn't a huge dog, but just a really really tiny one, who is actually also really skittish of strangers, and I didn't take it off the leash on purpose and it's also not my dog, and actually not a dog at all and was actually just a squirrel? Am I an asshole for seeing a squirrel in the park?" And they're dead fucking serious.

i love hitting characters with the disability beam. we should all be hitting characters with the disability beam. my favorite activity

annoyed that your favorite character canonically receives a grievous injury that they seem to walk off without issue? oh do i have a solution for you.

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

IM GONNA FUCK THE MOVIES!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!