Bleh Bleh Bleh

Me trying to pick up a stripper

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

lol be careful babes this tea is SCALDING~!

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

found-family speedrun

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick.

Now THIS is a shower thought

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

This is why museum staff get really upset when visitors touch stuff Please don’t touch the collection objects!

This is such a great way to do it, though! Don’t just tell people not to touch, show them exactly why they can’t.

(This is also great because you let people touch something, which helps reduce the impulse to touch things they shouldn’t)

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

*is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in my stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs

and most actual Satanists think of Satan in the literary sense as a symbol of critical thinking and rebellion

Then there’s edgy children rebelling against their parents.

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

Hah!

What is the first? I want to know

How bout 2nd?

My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

It got better

yes to all of that, including that a woman in a hijab and a woman in a bikini can both be empowered in other ways -- but neither a hijab, or a ridiculously skimpy outfit, is empowering in of it self