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It’s ironic.

“I know I’m not easy to love. I’m a chronic over-thinker. I overreact more than I should…And every once in a while, I might be a little insecure. But if I am in love with you, I can promise you wholeheartedly that you will be loved with so much passion and intensity that you’ll forget what life felt like before I came along. You will always be cared for and you will always have someone in your corner. Maybe I’m not the best at being loved - But I like to think I’m pretty good at loving.”

“I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CAN’T STAND YOU, BITCH.  I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CAN’T TAKE YOU, BITCH! I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I DON’T SEE YOU, BITCH!  I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. AYE, DON’T COME FOR ME, BITCH.  I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH, NOW. DON’T FUCK WIT ME… BITCH!”

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.