dark green is a nice color. underrated

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

Just had that locked and loaded huh?

Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours

He fucked that old woman

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

people with big extended families that are all super close do u know how lucky you are. like this isn't a shame post to make u feel bad this is genuinely a soft reminder bc i know how easy it is to take something for granted when it's such a normalised part of your life, so this is me saying you're lucky. you're so so lucky. people who live near or with grandparents and adore them. people who laugh with their aunts and uncles. people whose first friends were their cousins and first memories are of them getting up to mischief. people whose families meet up for huge meals and parties that are loud and annoying and messy but fun and full of love and people you know really well even if it is your grandma's second husband's daughter. entire communities built around one last name. you're so fucking lucky, make sure to appreciate them <3

By God as my witness no.

why do they call it a restroom, i'm kicking so much ass in here

just killed a wild boar

Howd u do it i been having some trouble with those

It's no longer a social cue if someone says "stop, i don't like that" it's literally just someone verbalizing what they expect you to do. which is stop.

^^exactly

if you state your boundaries clearly and someone crosses them after that, the brain condition they have is being an asshole

is this….tearing you apart?

goddammit

“So many more people are left-handed these days!” - Said after we stopped forcing lefties to use their right hands

How do I make one of these that eats people

KING