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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Kelsier: the key is to not tell anyone anything ever

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

Elend: I’d follow Vin to hell and back but I wish she’d just stop going there

Few truly understand the struggle being a fundamentally lazy person whose favourite foods all require dirtying a minimum of eight (8) separate dishes to prepare.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for