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Today we've got a two-for-one deal, with crash and burn and the Cryptcaller Chariot. The first is a new 4th-level spell that gives you control of the gas pedal for an enemy's car; the second is a new vehicle from the desert expanse of Amonkhet, which conjures up the spirits of dead warriors to protect itself. Both offer new ways to amp up the speed for GMs and players alike. I haven't shown off very many spells from this set yet, but it's not for lack of making them! (Mostly it's because they don't look as nice or take up a full page.) But if you want to see more of them, plus some magic items and more creatures, you can find them all on my Patreon. Filled with tons of free stuff, there's even more accessible exclusively for patrons. At just $2/month, it includes early access to everything, plus hundreds of spells, magic items, and monsters from years of homebrew-- not a bad deal!

And of course, if you enjoy this construct and want to see more like it, go ahead and check out my Patreon. There's tons of monsters, magic items, and more, all for free. Of course, there's even more that's exclusively available just for patrons-- the good news is that becoming a patron costs as little as two bucks a month! With access to hundreds of bits and bobs of d&d 5e homebrew, it's worth it. Of course, if you're really feeling generous, I've just reduced the cost of my bigger, better Dungeon Delver tier to just $6 per month. That gets you bigger, badder homebrew content like my new subclass, the wizard's School of the Iron Mind.

And if you're looking for other 5e D&D creatures to pair with these support-style NPCs, there are tons more to be found over on my Patreon! Lots of them are available for free, but by signing up for as little as $2/month, you get access to even more, plus you get to see all my content one week before it goes live anywhere else. And you get my gratitude, as a free bonus!

Of course, this isn't the first time I've made a 5e statblock for Chandra! She and other planeswalkers like her can also be found over on my Patreon. And while you're there, maybe think about signing up for a monthly pledge too! I've recently reduced the cost of my Dungeon Delver tier to just $6/month. Signing up for that means access to my bigger homebrew projects, like d100 tables and subclasses-- including my most recent one, the School of the Iron Mind, a wizard subclass whose tactical defenses take inspiration from the martial dedication of the monk.

And if you're looking for a good deal and great D&D homebrew, look no further than my Patreon, where just $2/month gets you access to all of my content a week early, plus my backlog of hundreds of monsters, magic items, spells, and more. And even if you're not feeling up for a monthly pledge, just signing up as a free member means you'll get to see all the stuff I make every week that doesn't get posted here. And trust me, there's some great stuff that doesn't make it here only because I don't have time to post it all!

If you're enjoying my work here, try checking out my Patreon too! If you sign up as a free member, you'll get weekly updates when I post. And if you decide you want to help out an indie creator, for as little as $2/month you can get early access to all of my current work, plus all of my old content-- including hundreds of other monsters, NPCs, magic items, spells, and more.

If you're excited to see the Grand Prix's other team captains, you can get them a week early by signing up to support me on Patreon! Fopr just $2/month, you get to see everything one week early, plus you get access to all of my other old work, including hundreds of monsters, magic items, spells, and more. And of course, if you're feeling extra generous, you could kick your support up a notch to my Dungeon Delver tier. Just $6 and it gets you twice-monthly access to bigger, badder works like subclasses, d100 tables, alternate rules, and other new player options.

Hopefully that helps a bit! None of these are too off-the-wall, but it sounded like you wanted something more grounded anyway. Good luck!

If you'd like to see some more legendary creatures, there's plenty of them over on my Patreon! If you sign up there for as little as $2/month, you get an early look at all of my work, plus access to my whole backlog-- hundreds of other monsters, spells, magic items, subclasses, and everything else you might want for a 5th Edition.

This isn't the first goblin racer from this set though! There's also the Boom Scholar, an expert in rocketry and explosives that carries it's own rocket-powered backpack (okay maybe its just a big rocket with some straps, but he's trying his best!) To find that statblock and tons of others, head on over to my Patreon. And while you're there, consider signing up to be a monthly supporter! Not only will you get to see everything a week early, but you'll also get access to tons of other 5e homebrew, including magic items, more monsters, subclasses, and just about everything else you can imagine. If you won't do it for me, at least do it for these poor, rocket-obsessed goblins-- keeping me designing their vehicles is the only chance they have to get back home!

If you're looking for something other than goblins (although there's some of those too) be sure to check out my Patreon! If you like what you see, you can support me as a Patron and get early access to all of my work for just two bucks a month. It also comes with access to The Vault, a collection of all of my previous work, including a lot of things I never posted on social media-- subclasses, monsters, magic items, and tons more. And since you're supporting a small time creator, you get to feel good about yourself too! Talk about a win-win.

Of course, if you want to see some of the other incredible artifacts from Aetherdrift, you can do that by supporting me over on Patreon! For as little as $2/month, supporters get early access to all of my work. And if you're feeling generous, you can sign up at a higher tier to get more exclusive homebrew content like d100 tables, alternate rule sets, and subclasses-- like the Way of the Arcane Technique, my new monk archetype that blends martial forms with the scroll-based spellcasting of the wizard.

This isn't the first Quickbeast mount I've made, but it is the only one here on tumblr so far! If you want to check out the others, you can find them over on my Patreon! And if you're excited to see more, maybe consider signing up to support me. For just a couple bucks each month, you'll get early-access to everything I make. And if you're really feeling generous, an increased pledge gets you exclusive homebrew-- like my new monk subclass, the Way of the Arcane Technique! Inspired by the workings of wizards, this subclass has you learning martial techniques passed down through generations via ancient scrolls. That's in addition to other homebrew, like d100 tables, alternate rules, new magic items, and more!

To get more pirate-themed vehicles, among others, be sure to check out my Patreon! For just a few bucks each month, you get access to everything Aetherdrift one week early. And for a bit more, you can get my more exclusive homebrew work, including things like new subclasses, d100 tables, alternate rules, and more, delivered straight to your computer screen every two weeks!

This is just one of dozens of new vehicles I'm building statblocks for, with player-facing rules for driving them to come later! If you want to be like the Goblin Rocketeers, and get to see my work FASTER than EVERYONE, you can get everything one week early by signing up to support me on Patreon! And if you're feeling generous, you can sign up to be a Dungeon Delver, supporting me for a little more per month. That also gets you other homebrew content-- like my latest release, the Way of the Arcane Technique, a monk subclass that learns martial techniques to cast arcane spells.

While Basri Ket might be the first de-sparked planeswalker I've brought to play in 5th Edition tables, there are several others also taking part in the race. They'll be along in a few weeks, but if you want to be able to see them a little earlier than everyone else, you can support me over on Patreon! It costs as little as $2/month, and gets you access to all of my work a week early. Plus, you get to help a small-time creator who's very thankful for the support (that's me!) If you wanna bring out the big guns, you can also up your pledge to $8/month and get other homebrew resources like alternate rules, subclasses, and more, every two weeks-- including a d100 table of magical drugs, which includes everything from Warlock Ecstasy to the aptly-named Cleric Weed.

Although this is the first rideable creature of the set, it isn't the last. If you'd like to see the others a week earlier than the rest of the public (and help support a small-time creator) you can do that by supporting me on Patreon! For as little as $2/month, you get access to my Aetherdrift conversions one week before they go public. If you chip in a bit more, you also get other homebrew resources like alternate rules, subclasses, and more, every two weeks. That includes my latest work, a d100 table of magical drugs, which includes things like Wizard Acid (acid made with spell scroll paper) and whatever Mashed Meat is. Perfect for those situations where your party of adventurers get in a little over their head at the tavern!