two eyes none the wiser

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

unfortunately no one has yet succeeded in inventing anything sexier than concepts and power dynamics. but im waiting.

(no drinks in) who wants me

Yield to my will bro

im going to explode in the kiln

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

bro longs for something