men love when you call them handsome they twirlt their hair and are like omg really teehee and blush. in an aloof manner

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

gonna be a short line

SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun

riddle me this batman........ what's yass and slay and cunt all over

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

For some people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy