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one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.