Mostly cats

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

Scientists said that, did they?

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

Guilty as charged.

THEYRE JUST SO CUTE OKAY