anybody else hate how much it costs just to literally Eat Food and Stay Alive

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

I can’t wait to keep growing and becoming more Me … but better

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

healing isn’t enough i need my memory erased

talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die