4lastaire

y'all need jesus or smth lmao how about we hold him up instead, ya beautiful freaks

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63892318/

so everybody else also made a spreadsheet to reduce the number of possible choices from 4⁴ to 5 right? right guys? ...guys?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63892318/

I've noticed recently I refuse to let this man button his shirt correctly but idk why

is it still a WIP if I don't intend to finish it? prolly not

look all landlords are evil BUT

fiddsday

her aim is not getting better, she down bad

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63892501/

A direct continuation is available in part 2 of the series here!

IN A BIND? STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE? CALL SLIPPERY STAN TO GET YOU OUT OF ANY JAM! LEAVE YOUR LEGAL TROUBLES IN THE DUST TODAY!

Stan flips open the file to see whose big college grant money dreams he's killing today. The grant application is entirely filled out in an all-too familiar looping cursive. Oh no.

He doesn’t have any nerd cards so Tuesday is out and book club sounds like actual hell so Thursday is a no go too. So he’ll try chess club and mathletes and if he gets really desperate DDnMD. What a terrible thought. “Whatcha up to?” Mz Blake peeks over his shoulder at the list and he flushes with embarrassment. “Nothing! Just, uh,” He fidgets with his hands, folding the note up tightly. “Just trying to find an opening to get Ford to talk to me again.”