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GLOBNARRRRRRR (how did we get here like what)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63892318/

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I've just finished Flat Dreams canon fic by @pengychan and it just crashed me. So why sleep when I can draw my favorite moments right?
The demon under the eyepatch chapter 20 -Globnar storytelling
(Soos’ birthday happened before the Stans came back, they’re telling Ford and Stan about their adventure)
"It's our friend's birthday today, and we promised we wouldn't leave his side!" Mabel grinned sheepishly.
"Yeah, get lost Blandin." Seb crossed his arms with a huff. Seriously, what was wrong with him? They just kidnapped them!
"What? You think some dumb birthday matters right now?!" Blendin shrieked. "Do you know where you are?!" The bald man asked them with a glare.
"Welcome...to Globnar!"
The far end of the room opened and the Pines gaped at the Globnar arena.
Globnar...They were challenged to Globnar...
'Fuck. We can't cheat this time, can we?' Bill2 asked.
Sebastian and his niblings gripped the glowing bars as they watched the humans and creatures fighting each other in different events. There was a man falling through a portal infinitely, a woman was literally on fire, a man got eaten by a glob monster, some others were fighting on a moving clock and others were fighting with age-altering weapons.
'Fuck, fuck, fuck'
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Seb bit his lip.
"Is this a reality show? Are we in Japan?" Mabel asked faintly.
Blendin gripped the glowing bars with a mad grin. "It's gladiatorial time combat!"
The Pines saw a man in a green future suit fall and a man in a sky-blue future suit was lifted up by a rock as the winner.
"The winner gets a precious time wish, and then decides the loser's fate!" Blendin grinned madly.
The winner smiled at the pleading man and raised thumbs up before changing it to thumbs down.
The twins gaped in horror as the loser was eliminated by a purple beam of light.
'Well shit.'
One of the only type of questions I expect to get that early in the morning.

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Messeges that were found so far: GLOBNAR (spoilers)
This is just to collect all the codes that you can type in in thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and their effects only (please click images for better quality)
Masterpost with all messeges / codes
I am just wondering... What exactly does 'Globnar' even mean? Is it some baby-language word or does it stand for something?
Funny story about that, Time Baby got bored and, like a selfish infant who hadn't mentally developed enough to know what being an asshole meant, wanted to watch his men mess with each other for his entertainment.
Back then there was no real name for the event. It also had much less rounds and variety of challenges. Since he's a baby, the first challenge he thought up was people chewing up food and spitting it up on each other (which was DISGUSTING). He also had his fist in his mouth so everyone misheard him when he announced that he wanted them to have a 'Gob War' and thought it was 'Globnar'
The name stuck and even after the competition was expanded to have different challenges, it's still called Globnar.
Yet another Gravity Falls headcanon. Mabel once tried to give her grunkles a time wish.
One day, Ford had a particularly horrible mental break down due to his bipolar depression. No one was able to snap him out of it, not even Stan could help him. Thus this prompted Mabel to figure out a way to contact Blendin Blandin, she asked him when the next Globnar challenge is.
Mabel competed in the challenge and despite her determination she lost, however the winner of the Globnar is so touched by her tale of using the time wish with selfless intent - the winner gifted her the time wish. Mabel overjoyed makes them a quick Mabel friendship sweater before she leaves for the Mystery Shack. After Mabel gets back she goes into Ford’s room and Stan is with him still trying to help him calm down.
Mabel showed them the time wish and she tells them that they can go back in time and fix something paradox free, without any consequences. And that Stan and Ford could wish that their drift apart as brothers never happened.
Stan and Ford are so touched by Mabel’s gesture of kindness. However they decline, saying that even though they appreciate it, and even if some of their memories aren’t the happiest, they wouldn’t trade the lives that they lived for the world.
They believe everything happened as it needed to, and despite the suffering they went through and are still going through they know that they’re all they need to help each other get through it. They don’t need a time wish, they just need each other.
And one day they know they’ll finally be able to let go of their regrets and their guilt. So that they may fully enjoy whatever time they have left to be siblings together.