"... so clumsy i'm almost disabled."

I mean I didn't like book canon Bella, but I've never read about a more relateable character.

No joke, there was a kid from my primary school called Rosalie. She had a brother called, wait for it.... Jasper. Like Jasper was born after 2008, but Rosalie? Is this a coincidence?

Imagine disregarding a man's final wish; a wish he speaks while dying. Stay away from the quagmires you horny, HORNY children.

If you are currently looking for a twenty nineteen mood look not further. Me lying on my bathroom floor, towel around me while my body is in a tight foetal position, me sobbing while done all wrong plays softly in the background.

I mean ed and bells relationship had it's ups and downs but like.. nothing will ever compare to the purity of wardo delicately handling his almost dead wife. Like the way his hands frantically moved around her. The way he was stressed to the point of almost hysteria. The way his dry sobs echoed around the room. And I'm not a soft person but, seriously that shit hurted..

Anyone noticed that hotel Transylvania is almost a genderswapped twilight?