theyre weirdos, your honor
* Cana has asked Gray to strip for her birthday on multiple occasions
*Erza gives off the worst homeschooled energy, which she was but ppl can just tell
* shes also viciously un photogenic, its an actual problem
* Wendy does henna and practices on Chelia
* Natsu frequently acts like a single mother for kicks, Happy being the child
* “Oh yeah?? well why dont you try to juggle a kid and a full time job at the same time! then we can talk about the stupid dishes!” “i have like, 4 mouths to feed at home, i deserve a little extra for my efforts”
* Gray frequently insults people on accident, its like instinct
* someone could just be giving him friendly advice and he’ll go “go fuck yourself” a pause, then “thats a good idea actually”
* another is telling someone to shut up when they sneeze
* it’s completely on accident and hes working on it, not really though tbh
* Lucy has almost burned down multiple kitchens, two of which were hers
* shes doesnt know how to cook, she tries so hard but she literally cant. its a genuine issue
* Erza has a constant worry for everyones health, if someone coughs she fears its the start of the plague
* she starts pulling out masks and everything
* She was given a plague doctor mask once as a gag gift and she genuinely so excited
* Wendy has the constant urge to eat a glow stick, she doesnt know why, she knows it could kill her but she really wants to
* its like a life-long goal
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