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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

I fucking knew it

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

Once my old therapist said i should watch the big bang theory bc i “looked like I’d enjoy it” and tbh that was worse than the bullying that caused my mental health to decline and sent me to therapy

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

jesus christ

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

I wish I had google as a brain