Kaarne (comms open!)

THAT'S RIGHT

he took his reality altering fucking green hue out , and he made me kill thirteen people , and he said his realm of influence was this big and i said that's disgusting

so i'm making a callout broadcast on the radio rher the trickster moon god,, you've got a

SMALL REALM OF INFLUENCE

it's like the size of this small Bohemian capital except way smaller and guess what . here's what my realm of influence looks like

( Explosion )

that's right baby. all human power, no divine meddling, no supernatural forces look at that it looks like a ENTIRE FUCKING SPACESHIP

he made me put thirteen people through the meatgrinder so guess what i'm gonna MEATGRIND PREHEVIL!! this is what you get : my SUPER ORBITAL ROCKET

except i'm not putting Prehevil through the meatgrinder. i'm gonna go higher. i'm meatgrinding the

MOON !!!! YES

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT KAISER?? I GROUND UP THE MOON YOU IDIOT

Here's my intro post...

Who am I?

I'm a young Karelian/Finnish guy. I have never received formal education in any Karelian languages due to a mixture of it being seen as shameful and useless in addition to it not being taught at school in the area we live in. The blog's gimmick is based on translating (mostly English) posts into Livvi Karelian. I run this blog to both solidify my grasp on the language and to just maybe spark someone else's interest in learning too!

I also speak English and Finnish. I can not read cyrillic very well. Mistakes might be made and I appreciate corrections on grammar and such ♡

Where & What & Who?

Karelia is an area situated in Russia in the Republic of Karelia, right by Finland's border, and Karelians are the indigenous people of this area. The Karelian language is part of the Uralic language family and has many different variations and dialects. My family specifically is from the Livvi area (also known as Olonets)

What's that creature in my PFP?

It's a Ladoga ringed seal peeking out of some water! Lake Ladoga is Europe's biggest lake, and it's situated in Karelia. These seals live only in this single lake!

Ken olen?

Olen karjalaine da suomelaine briha. Minuu ei ollah virallizestu opastettu karjalan kieles, gu kieli on nähtyh ebäkunnollizenny da hyövyttömänny, dai gu sidä ei tarita školas minun kodipaikus. Blogin tavoittehinnu on kiändiä (enimiten anglielazii) julgavuo livvikse. Pyöritän blogii sego paranduakse minun omua kielitaiduo, taigo jopa virittiä toizii opastumah!

Pagizen myös anglie da suomie. En malta lugie kirillizii kirjaimii hyvin. Virhielöi voinne tulla, da arvostan korjavuksii kielioppiin i muga ielleh ♡

Kusbo & Mibo & Ketbo?

Karjala on aloveh Ven'al, Karjalan Tazavaldus, da karjalazet ollah alovehen alguperäine rahvas. Karjalan kieli ollah suomelas-ugrilaistu suguu da sil ollah monii variatsieloi da murdehii. Minun pereh on lähtözin Livvinkarjalaspäi (anglien kielekse "Olonets")

Mibo elätti minun profil'ukuvas on?

Siinä Luadogann'orpu kurkistau vies! Luadogu on Jeuropan suurin järvi, da se on Karjalas. Nämmä n'orput eläy vai täs järves!

Welcome! Tulgua terveh!

Here I'll collect some resources for learning Karelian (not limited to any specific dialect). You can consider following or even donating to these to help the conservation of an endangered language! Possibly more links to come...

- Karjalan kielen kodi, "language home"- association

- Karjalazet nuoret Suomes, Karelian youth in Finland

- Karjalan Sivistysseura, cultural society, they sell books!

The reason I was experimenting with coffee in the last post

Not happy with how light O'saa turned out, but I was scared of breaking the paper so I had to stop stacking the color.

The reference phote under here! ↘️

my dad: who the fuck are all these people

jelly that will make a queen a drone